{"product_id":"aluminum-alloy-funny-sharting-survival-kit-include-underwear-include-butt-wipes-funny-shart-survival-kit-hilarious-pooping","title":"CodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit","description":"\u003c!-- CodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit — Shopify Product Description --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    .cb-wrapper, .cb-wrapper * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\n    }\n\n```\n.cb-wrapper {\n  max-width: 680px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: #1a1a1a;\n}\n\n.cb-hook {\n  background: #c0392b;\n  color: #fff;\n  border-radius: 8px;\n  padding: 13px 15px;\n  text-align: center;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  line-height: 1.45;\n  margin-bottom: 22px;\n}\n\n.cb-accent {\n  color: #FFE066;\n}\n\n.cb-headline {\n  font-size: 23px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  line-height: 1.25;\n  letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n  color: #111;\n}\n\n.cb-subheadline {\n  font-size: 15px;\n  color: #555;\n  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flex-direction: column;\n    gap: 3px;\n  }\n}\n```\n\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-hook\"\u003e🚨 \u003cspan class=\"cb-accent\"\u003eAS SEEN ON TIKTOK\u003c\/span\u003e — 80% OFF Today Only · Emergency kits are selling out fast\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-headline\"\u003eStay calm when your stomach gives you zero warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-subheadline\"\u003eMade for commuters, travelers, parents, students, and anyone who refuses to be caught unprepared when a bathroom emergency hits at the worst possible time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-rating\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e3,900+ reviews · Rated 4.9\/5 stars\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-video-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cvideo preload=\"auto\" playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/8a66dfd0821a42988087423b3afcbf2a.mp4\" class=\"cb-video\"\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-video-label\"\u003eCodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-proof\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e3,900+\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eHappy Customers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003eGrab-\u0026amp;-Go\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eEmergency Ready\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e4.9★\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eAvg. Rating\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e30-Day\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eFree Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003eHow It Saves The Situation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-section-copy\"\u003eCodeBrown™ is built like a discreet panic button for real-life stomach emergencies, giving you the basics you need in one compact kit instead of searching, stressing, or improvising.\u003c\/p\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eKeep It Close\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eStore it in your car, backpack, desk drawer, luggage, gym bag, or bathroom cabinet before you need it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eReact Fast\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eGrab the kit the second your stomach starts acting suspicious and avoid the frantic search for supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eRecover Discreetly\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eClean up, contain the mess, and get back to your day without turning one emergency into a full meltdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-use-emoji\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-use-title\"\u003eCar Rides\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-use-text\"\u003eFor traffic, road trips, school pickup, and long commutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-use-emoji\"\u003e✈️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-use-title\"\u003eTravel Days\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-use-text\"\u003eFor airports, hotels, festivals, and sketchy gas stations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-use-emoji\"\u003e🎒\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-use-title\"\u003eStudents\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-use-text\"\u003eFor dorm rooms, backpacks, campus bathrooms, and class days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-use-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-use-emoji\"\u003e👨👩👧\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-use-title\"\u003eParents\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-use-text\"\u003eFor kid accidents, surprise stomach bugs, and family outings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"cb-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo more panic searching:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything stays together in one emergency-ready kit so you can act fast instead of scrambling.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet enough to carry anywhere:\u003c\/strong\u003e The compact setup slips into a car console, backpack, suitcase, desk drawer, or bathroom cabinet.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTurns chaos into a plan:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed for cleanup, containment, and recovery when your stomach picks the worst possible moment.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMakes travel feel safer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep it nearby for road trips, flights, festivals, camping, long workdays, and unpredictable bathrooms.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA funny gift that is secretly useful:\u003c\/strong\u003e It gets laughs when opened, then becomes the kit everyone is grateful to have later.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🚙\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eCar Emergency Kit\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003eKeep it in the glove box with jumper cables, tissues, and a water bottle for stomach emergencies away from home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eGag Gift That Gets Used\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003eWrap it for dads, friends, coworkers, campers, college students, or anyone with suspicious burrito confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🏕️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eCamping \u0026amp; Festival Backup\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003ePack it with hand sanitizer, snacks, sunscreen, and a portable charger when bathroom access is unpredictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-reviews\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eMegan T. — Austin, TX\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"I bought this as a joke for my husband after a road trip incident, but two weeks later it actually saved us during a 3-hour drive with our kids. He stopped laughing and told me to order another one for the truck.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eJordan M. — Phoenix, AZ\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"I was worried it would be too bulky to keep in my work bag, but it fits in the front pocket with my charger and sunglasses. I have IBS flare-ups sometimes, and just knowing this is there makes commuting way less stressful.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eChris B. — Tampa, FL\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"Got one for a bachelor camping trip and everyone roasted me for packing it. By night two, after gas station tacos, three guys asked where I bought it. It is funny until it becomes the most important thing in the car.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-shield\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-guarantee-title\"\u003e30-Day Emergency-Ready Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-guarantee-text\"\u003eTry CodeBrown™ at home, in your car, or in your travel bag. If it does not feel like the backup plan you needed, send it back within 30 days, no questions asked, free return label included. Stay calm when your stomach gives you zero warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-urgency\"\u003e⚡ Only \u003cstrong\u003e19 units left\u003c\/strong\u003e at this price · \u003cstrong\u003e118 people\u003c\/strong\u003e are viewing this right now\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eIs this actually useful or just a gag gift?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eIt works as both. The name gets laughs, but the real value is having an emergency kit ready before a stomach situation, travel accident, kid mess, or bathroom panic hits.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWhere should I keep it?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eMost customers keep one in the car, backpack, suitcase, work drawer, dorm room, RV, camping bag, or guest bathroom. It is meant to be close enough that you can grab it fast.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWill it hold up in my car or travel bag?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eYes. It is designed as a grab-and-go emergency kit, so it can be stored with your everyday travel, car, or outdoor essentials without needing special setup.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWho is this best for?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eIt is especially useful for road trippers, commuters, parents, students, campers, festival-goers, travelers, people with sensitive stomachs, and anyone who likes being prepared for awkward emergencies.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eStandard shipping is 5–8 business days with full tracking. 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